The Holdenforth General Election Manifesto

“Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and tho’
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to to seek to find and not to yield”
Ulysses by Lord Tennyson

In November, 2024 the USA will experience democracy in action.  The two candidates for the presidency are both around the 80 mark – and Holdenforth hopes that President Biden and ex-President Trump will heed the exhortations of Ulysses/Tennyson during the campaign.

The UK general election will be held in a few days’ time. It will be something of a sideshow in the global context but there we are.  Holdenforth is a self-confessed peevish petulant octogenarian – older than the two candidates in the USA election.

Holdenforth disagrees with almost everyone about almost everything. Readers have been warned.

We contend that we have in the main a sound track record of getting it right on the main issues of our time – but, like Mandy Rice-Davies in a different context, we would say that, wouldn’t we.

This may well be last UK general election in which I will be able to cast a vote – should I wish to do so. The Grim Reaper has been in touch to ask for an early meeting.

UK voters in the election have already received copies of the manifestos of our competitors and, like Holdenforth, will have been disappointed about what they have read.

“The Trotskyites in Liverpool hate Capitalism. They hate Imperialism. But most of all they hate each other.”
Alexei Sayle

Thus the Trots in Liverpool.

Thus – the Tories today.

The Tories have an unfortunate record of unmatched ineptitude combined with a startling degree of mutual loathing.

They have ignored the advice of Dennis Healy – when you are in a hole – stop digging.

Sadly – for them – they contrive to dig a deeper and deeper pit with each passing day

The Labour Party led by Sir Keir Starmer.

Some critics suspect/allege that Sir Keir, following his anticipated landslide win, will give priority to bringing in constitutional changes that would strengthen his position and that of his party in parliament.

Holdenforth harbours no such suspicions. Our view of Sir Keir is that he is a frail feeble shadow of one of his predecessors, Clement Attlee.

Starmer is adept in just one area – he masquerades as a man of the left who clings tenaciously to the tiny strip of no-man’s land in the centre.

The Lib Dems led by Sir Ed Davie.

Sir Ed has urged voters to wake up and smell the coffee. This display of oratorical skills will cause consternation in some places but we suspect that Sir Ed will need to more flesh on the creaking bones of the Lib Dem crusade to make an impact.

Reform – see later notes 

A word on the Holdenforth manifesto

Unlike some of those close to Mr Sunak — (Stop Press – for “some” read “many” ) – his announcement that the election would take place on July 4 caught us by surprise and we were unprepared.

We will do our best to ensure that readers will be clear on what we would actually DO were we to find ourselves in power. On the debit side our manifesto will lack the meticulous scholarship that is such a notable feature of the Holdenforth blog.

It has been compiled at high speed.

Enough froth – let us press on.

We will start at the top

Holdenforth has been dismayed as the PR machine at the disposal of the Monarchy has worked tirelessly and, it has to be conceded, highly effectively to restore the respectability of the institution. We had assumed in our naivety that the squalid conduct of Prince Charles and of his former mistress would present too formidable a series of obstacles to a restoration of the respectability that was such an enduring feature of the reign of his mother.

How wrong we were!

We were and we remain uneasy that the unorthodox route to the throne by Camilla was one of the more audacious usurping of the crown in our 1000-year turbulent history. (A pedantic editor writes – she hasn’t usurped the crown because she is the wife of the monarch rather than the monarch.)

Yet again Holdenforth has to acknowledge the truism that the people have short memories.

In an earlier Holdenforth blog we asked about what, if anything, Princess Diana and Leon Trotsky had in common.

We thought that both of them had been air brushed out of history by very effective manipulation of PR machines by their respective detractors.

Foreign Affairs

The Farage intervention on Ukraine.

Holdenforth is very happy to endorse the views of Mr Farage on this issue. Indeed we have made the same argument that he made in his recent interview with Nick Robinson in previous blogs.

Holdenforth would immediately reverse the position of THE WEST in this conflict.

On a positive note we would urge the warring parties to end the war and to negotiate a peace settlement.

Gaza

“When you have them by the balls – their hearts and minds will follow”
USA policy

Holdenforth would seek an immediate end to the ongoing daily murder of Palestinians in Gaza and apply whatever international pressure was required on Israel and on the Jewish Diaspora to achieve this aim.

Defence – Prospects for WW3

“Round about 1890 England had become sick of peace, retrenchment and reform; the craving for violence which recurs after every long period of peace was beginning to be felt”
From “Progress of a Biographer” by Hugh Kingsmill

“Perhaps when the next war comes we may see that sight unprecedented in all history – a jingo with a bullet hole in him”
George Orwell war diary

Holdenforth has no wish to see anyone with a bullet hole in him/her.

We are anxious and apprehensive about the current pervasive preference for international violence in many quarters, 

Thus far this preference has been limited to providing the means for others to fight and die by supplying a dubious mixture of weapons and funds.

Holdenforth would urge the various warring factions to go easy on the bombast and to implement the advice of Winston Churchill that jaw jaw is better than war war.

Immigration

The political struggle between the House of Lords and the House of Commons on the Rwanda policy of HMG has been brought to a conclusion of sorts with the Lords accepting the supremacy of the lower house.

During the debate the numbers being quoted suggest that the demand for sanctuary in the UK is considerably greater than the ability of those in charge in Rwanda to cope.

What will the outcome be?

Holdenforth would like to suggest a rethink of the core issues.

Everyone – and that includes you and Holdenforth  – will understandably constantly seek to achieve a better life for themselves and their families. So – how do nations and groups of nations reconcile the claims and wishes of the home population with the claims of their would be neighbours? Completely open borders or effective controls effectively managed?  

Holdenforth believes that the latter option will minimise the damage to long term social stability.

If this view is accepted then the next question to answer is – how can illegal immigration be curtailed.

Holdenforth accepts that all of us will seek to improve their lives – So :

  • Remove the features that attract so many to take whatever action open to them  to cross the channel.
  • Apply effective international pressure to those countries responsible for driving out their own people.

“Says Labour about the migrant crisis -” the first thing to do is deal with the back log

No, it isn’t. If the bath tub is overflowing the first thing to do is to turn off the taps, not try to empty it”

Did Mr Bradshaw of Cowbridge have a point in his letter to the Daily Mail?

Home affairs

“The privatisation of near monopolies is about as irrelevant as (and sometimes worse than) were the Labour Party’s proposals for further nationalisation in the 1970s and early 1980s”
From A Life at the Centre by Roy Jenkins

Fortified by this clear policy statement from Roy Jenkins  – The Holdenforth manifesto urges the prompt return to the public sector of near monopoly businesses privatised under Thatcher.

These include the UK Rail Sector and the UK water sector.

We should add that private enterprise is our preferred business model where there is demonstrable competition.

Tata and the future of Port Talbot.

Time was when Holdenforth could speak with some awareness on this subject – up to 2014.

Not now.

However we have to say that we were confused when we watched a recent very public confrontation between TUC leaders together with the MP for Aberavon on the one hand and two very senior managers from Tata Steel on the other hand.

We were not sure what part, if any, was played by Mr Sunak as he sought to strike a balance between the votes of the steelworkers and the votes of the zero sector on the other.

In the nineteen eighties Holdenforth managed an Electric Arc Furnace for long enough to grasp that the head count to make steel via the EAF was substantially less than that required to operate the Blast Furnace route.

A modest proposal put forward by Holdenforth

We start by conceding that our experience in this area is out of date. In the unlikely event that we were to be consulted on the matter we would seek to persuade the main stakeholders to invite someone respected by both sides to spell out the most sensible technical way to proceed from where we are to where we need to be.

The future of the NHS

In my role as an aged blogger who has had considerable experience of the NHS from the inside – I have two observations to make on this once rightly revered institution.

“The language of priorities is the religion of socialism”

Quote from Nye Bevan

Martha’s Rule requires that patients unhappy with an initial diagnosis can demand a second opinion.

Holdenforth suggests that before this rule comes into force – provision be made for ALL patients to be entitled to a first opinion.

Currently the barriers in place to limit access to this initial appointment verge on the insurmountable.

Holdenforth has noted that there is a powerful medical lobby opposed to the idea of assisted dying.

We are strongly in favour of enabling those wishing to make an early exit from this vale of tears should be allowed to do so.

On a possibly sour note we suggest that a significant number of those in the medical profession are already arranging assisted dying  for many whether those involved want this outcome or not.

In making this point we have in mind many of those currently masquerading as managers in the NHS and certainly not medics at the sharp end of the profession.

Where do we stand on the contentious issue of the sub section of the LGBT sector referred to Transgender group?

Holdenforth has said it before (in pretty much every blog – ed.) and we may well say it again.

“If my aunt had bollocks she would be my uncle but she didn’t and she wasn’t” – what could be clearer?

It may well be that there are those who wish that that they had been dealt a different hand by nature but many of us – possibly most of us wish that nature had been more generous in its gifts.

In muted tones – Holdenforth begs the LGBT sector to do as much as they wish of whatever it they do and rather less bawling in the streets about it.

Consider the consequences if the practice of publicly flaunting sexual preferences were to become universal.

The streets would be continuously blocked.

What about the old folk?

A word of warning to old timers.

Holdenforth has some experience of the stresses that are imposed on octogenarians who rashly allow themselves to be burdened with responsibility for caring for themselves and for their spouses on a 24/7 basis.

My advice to the aged – do NOT agree to this formidable burden.

A modest proposal:- Holdenforth gathers that there are in our midst many thousands of octogenarians who – for a variety of reasons – are unable to access the required level of support from the caring sector.

We also gather that there are in our midst many thousands from the portly sector  who struggle to lose weight by time honoured means and resort to surgery to achieve  trimmer figures.

Holdenforth can confirm from personal experience that if those from the portly sector were to provide for the needs of old timers in need of care  on a 24/7 basis the pounds surplus to requirements would be shed in a few weeks – a  win-win outcome. 

Right now Holdenforth resembles Winston Smith, the hero of Orwell’s novel,1984, after his harsh treatment by the State enforcer, O’Brien.

Brexit

Were we to win power – our first job on day 1 would be to apply to the EU to be re-admitted.

Gambling

“The whore and gambler, by the State
Licenc’d , build that nations Fate….
The Winner’s Shout, the Loser’s curse,
Dance before dead England’s Hearse”
Auguries of Innocence  — William Blake  —

For obvious reasons there are many more curses from the losers than joyful shouts from the few lucky winners.

The recent revelations about the flutters made by some/many of those in Mr Sunak’s inner circle have not impressed the public. It is usually agreeable to have a bet on a rigged contest but on this occasion the bets have gone spectacularly awry.

For obvious reasons there are many more curses from the losers than joyful shouts from the few lucky winners.

The desire to gamble is all pervasive. The plague of betting shops across the nation is worrying.

Can anything be done to curb this passion?

Holdenforth urges the tightest possible controls on those that currently exploit this anti-social activity.

How about a few micro manifesto items?

  • Duration of public enquiries, independent or otherwise  – a maximum duration of 3 months
  • Automated telephone exchanges – to be replaced by human beings so as to reduce one of the most irritating features of modern (appalling) communications

“A Yes-Man’s duty is to attend conferences and say “Yes”. A Nodder’s, as the name implies, is to nod.
From “The Nodder” by P.G.Wodehouse

To bring in PR would be to opt for a tsunami of Yes Men and Nodders being foisted onto the democratic payroll.

Holdenforth say no to this innovation.  

* “The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers”
The extreme view of Dick the Butcher
Henry the Sixth -Part 2 .

Holdenforth is not clear as to why Dick the Butcher was against the lawyers but we note the growing prosperity of the legal profession as the UK increasingly resorts to litigation to  resolve – or at least to clarify – the issues arising from the avalanche of contentious legislation.

We beseech who ever forms the next Government to simply legal procedures

We have by no means run out of ideas but we have run of energy and time.

We urge our readers to exercise  that most valuable of democratic benefits – the right to vote.

Notes by the Editor

It should be observed that Holdenforth’s manifesto, while wide ranging and perhaps somewhat radical in nature, stands little chance of being implemented wholesale due to the absence of Holdenforth on any of the ballot papers, and brings to mind the old joke of the rabbi praying every day in the synagogue to win the lottery, until finally an exasperated God booms out “Lionel: meet me halfway. Buy a bloody ticket!”

Secondly, while Holdenforth is right about the increasingly pervasive nature of the gambling industry, following the money rather than the pollsters tends to give a better indication of likely outcomes at election time. As things stand, the odds at the assorted bookmakers suggest that Labour will win around 440 seats, the Conservatives around 90 and the Liberal Democrats 60 or so, implying a Labour majority over all other parties of around 230 or so. It will be interesting to see how close to the mark these figures are come July 5th.

As I Please

The fall and decline of Holdenforth aka John Holden

Holdenforth has been hors de combat in recent weeks. Sadly, old timers are prone to going arse over tip and Holdenforth is no exception.

I fell and on my way down my head collided with the door frame -and I came a poor second in what followed.

I was whisked off to the local hospital, was checked and tested and measured and then came home resolved to be more careful in future.

Right now Holdenforth resembles Winston Smith, the hero of Orwell’s novel,1984, after his harsh treatment by the State enforcer, O’Brien.

Meanwhile there has been a flurry of activity on the national political front as the big boys and girls – not to mention those in no man’s land in the middle – develop and present their  election strategies and tactics.

Holdenforth cannot afford to be left at the starting line.

What follows is a recycling of extracts from previous blogs to give Holdenforth readers a recap on where we stand on what we see as key issues.

A word of warning to old timers.

Holdenforth has considerable experience about the stresses that are imposed on octogenarians who rashly allow themselves to be burdened with responsibility for caring for themselves and for their spouses on a 24/7 basis.

My advice – do NOT agree to this formidable burden.

A modest proposal

Holdenforth gathers that there are in our midst many thousands of octogenarians who – for a variety of reasons – are unable to access the required level of support from the caring sector.

We also gather that there are in our midst many thousands from the portly sector who struggle to lose weight by time honoured means and resort to surgery to achieve  trimmer figures.

Holdenforth can confirm from personal experience that if those from the portly sector were to provide for the needs of old timers in need of care  on a 24/7 basis the pounds surplus to requirements would be shed in a few weeks – a  win win outcome -and no pun intended for our editor.

On the privatisation of monopolies

A word from the late and very great Roy Jenkins:

“I think that the privatisation of near monopolies is about as irrelevant as (and sometimes worse than) were the Labour Party’s proposals for further nationalisation in in the 1970s and early 1980s.”

Let us fast forward those suggestions to today.

Take the privatised utilities back into public ownership starting with the water sector.

Minimal compensation to the affronted shareholders.

PO scandal update

“Scotland Yard is under pressure to speed up its enquiry into the Post Office scandal after it emerged that the company continued to fight sub-postmasters in court knowing its defence was untrue.”
Report in the
Daily Mail by Josh White, March 30 

For Holdenforth this is the most significant fact to emerge thus far – it appears that The Post Office Management knew that the accounts held by Sub Post Masters COULD be accessed by agents of the senior management.

Holdenforth urges all those in a position to speed things up to do just that.

On Gambling

“The whore and gambler, by the State
Licenc’d , build that nations Fate….

The Winner’s Shout, the Loser’s curse,
Dance before dead England’s Hearse”
Auguries of Innocence  — William Blake  —
Written around 1800

For obvious reasons there are many more curses from the losers than joyful shouts from the few lucky winners.

The plague of betting shops across the nation is worrying. The desire to gamble is all pervasive.

Can anything be done to curb this passion?

Holdenforth urges the tightest possible controls on those that currently exploit this anti-social activity.

“BET365 fined over money laundering policy”
Daily Mail April 5

In the report below the above headline we noted that “Denise Coates has earned £1.2 bn in the past 4 four years”

Some juicy low hanging fruit for our new regulator.

Monarchical matters

Holdenforth has been dismayed as the PR machine at the disposal of the Monarchy has worked tirelessly and, it has to be conceded, highly effectively to restore the respectability of the institution. We had assumed in our naivety that the squalid conduct of Prince Charles and of his former mistress would present too formidable a series of obstacles to a restoration of the respectability that was such an enduring feature of the reign of his mother.

How wrong we were!

We were and we remain uneasy that the unorthodox route to the throne by Camilla was one of the more audacious usurping of the crown in our 1,000-year turbulent history.

Yet again Holdenforth has to acknowledge the truism that the people have short memories.

In an earlier blog we asked about what, if anything, Princess Diana and Leon Trotsky had in common.

We thought that both of them had been air brushed out of history by very effective manipulation of PR machines by their respective detractors.

We still believe that this is the case.

On The Lords

The speedy elevation of the discredited David Cameron to the House of Lords was seen by some as evidence of the flexibility of this aged feature of our constitution.

Holdenforth was not persuaded that this was / is the case.

For us – it was yet another nail in the decaying coffin of our democracy.

The sooner the House of Lords is abolished the better.

On the Trans Issue

Is there no prospect of an outbreak of common-sense north of Hadrian’s Wall?

“They hate Capitalism, they hate Imperialism, but most of all they hate each other”
Alexie Sayle on the aggressive propensities of his fellow Trotskyists in Liverpool

The recently passed Hate crime bill passed by the Edinburgh government is providing a mixture of hard work for the police and lawyers in Scotland plus, of course, first class entertainment for the voters. Much of the debate about the bill has centred around the decision to make what are deemed to be transphobic comments a hate crime.

“If my aunt had bollocks, she would be my uncle but she didn’t and she wasn’t.”

Holdenforth thought that this time-honoured aphorism had edged this contentious issue onto the back burner but the issue continued to provoke angry responses.

For now – we will respond with a muted call of “Bollocks”

That should do the trick.

The new young super rich

Holdenforth has noted the startlingly high incomes being gathered in by successful youthful raucous vocalists.

We diffidently suggest that the tax authorities examine these eye watering incomes – always assuming that the employees of HMRC can be persuaded / coerced into going to work – with a view to transferring much/most of these earnings into revenue for the many.

Is that it?

We had intended to touch on a few broader issues:

  • Putin and democracy
  • The West v Putin
  • Prospects for ww3
  • The need to push up spending on defence
  • Brexit
  • Immigration – both legal and illegal

Sadly, our energy levels are down – enough for now

We would note that as the issues covered in this blog – and many others – are vigorously discussed as one would expect in a lively democracy committed to free speech – the ongoing daily death rate in Gaza is steady at around 200.

“This is that way the world ends….

Not with a bang but with a whimper”

TS Eliot

The Hollow Men

Holdenforth is perplexed as to which of Eliot’s outcomes will come to pass.

As I Please

We ended our previous blog with a comment somewhere between a threat and a promise.

We had hoped to get all our discontents off our chest but it was not to be. Sadly Holdenforth/aka John Holden, a grizzling, grousing, griping grumbling aged malcontent finds that he disagrees with almost everyone about almost everything and inevitably we have more to say.

Let’s get on with it.

Holdenforth has noted that recent media outputs have been replete with two categories of space fillers:

  • Highlights of the year which is about to end.
  • Prospects for the world in general and for the UK in particular for 2024

Holdenforth eschews both of these space fillers.

We all know what happened in 2023 and some of us have a rough idea why what happened did happen.

As for the prospects for 2024 – your guess is as good as theirs and, quite possibly, as good as that of Holdenforth.

Instead Holdenforth will jot down a few wry observations on what has happened together with what we would like to happen in the coming year in the forlorn hope that our modest suggestions will be added to what is referred to as the weight of public opinion.

Monarchical matters

Holdenforth has been dismayed as the PR machine at the disposal of the Monarchy has worked tirelessly and, it has to be conceded, highly effectively to restore the respectability of the institution. We had assumed in our naivety that the squalid conduct of Prince Charles and of his former mistress would present too formidable a series of obstacles to a restoration of the respectability that was such an enduring feature of the reign of his mother.

How wrong we were!

We were and we remain uneasy that the unorthodox route to the throne by Camilla was one of the more audacious usurping of the crown in our 1000 year turbulent history.

Yet again Holdenforth has to acknowledge the truism that the people have short memories.

In an earlier blog we asked about what, if anything, Princess Diana and Leon Trotsky had in common.

We thought that both of them had been airbrushed out of history by very effective manipulation of  PR machines by their respective detractors.

Holdenforth is unhappy about the way that Charles III increasingly appears to us to be angling for a degree of power and control over the affairs of his subjects similar to that exercised by his predecessor Charles I – prior to his losing the crown with his head still on it.

So – no squeamish abstentions for Holdenforth on this one -the actions and activities of Charles I and his consort have persuaded us to transfer to the Republican camp.

Gaza 

As I write possibly the most harrowing event now taking place anywhere in the world is the treatment by Israel of the 2 million inhabitants of Gaza, a tiny narrow strip of land – approximately 45 square kms to the south and west of Israel.

It is in this tiny area that Hamas operates and in which the October 7 attack was planned

In the 12 or so weeks that have elapsed since October 7 Israeli forces have inflicted huge casualties on the civilian population.

It is not easy to predict a civilised lasting settlement to this frightening conflict, the origins of which go back into the mists of time.

For our part we hope for the best but we fear the worst.

The Conflict in Ukraine

This conflict is now well into its third year and there are few signs that the war will end any time soon.

Holdenforth would like to rewind the tape of history back to the Crimean War waged between France and Britain on the one side and Russia on the other side in 1854.

“If there was a moral to be drawn from the Crimean War (1854 to 1856) it would be this: in a war between Russia and the West, it will be the Powers which keep out who will be the real gainers”

 “Crimea: the War that would not boil”

 From an essay by AJP Taylor.

Does the verdict of AJP Taylor on events which took place almost 200 years ago have any relevance today?

Holdenforth thinks that it does.

The Aged

 “And so, from hour to hour we ripe and ripe,

And then from hour to hour, we rot and rot:

And thereby hangs a tale”

From As You Like it   Shakespeare

Holdenforth is currently struggling to cope with the problems posed by acting as a carer on a 24/7 basis for two octogenarians – namely himself and his wife.  He himself is well past the watershed and into the rotting phase.

Holdenforth urges octogenarians faced with the prospect of this ordeal to take steps to opt out of the challenge posed by providing for care for themselves and their octogenarian spouse.

A closing thought on this topic. Holdenforth gathers that there are in our midst many thousands of old timers who – for a variety of reasons – are unable to access the required level of support from the caring sector.

We also gather that there are in our midst many thousands from the portly sector  who struggle to lose weight by time honoured means and resort to surgery to achieve  trimmer figures.

Holdenforth can confirm from personal experience that if those from the portly sector were to provide for the needs of  old timers in need of care  on a 24/7 basis the pounds surplus to requirements would be shed in a few weeks – a  win win outcome -and no pun intended for our editor.

The death throes of the Tory Party

We at Holdenforth find ourselves more and more baffled by the Whitehall farce known as the Rwanda plan. The basic facts of the farce have been documented at interminable length. The gist of the matter is that a wholly absurd plan to cope with the flow of illegal immigrants has been allowed to spiral out of political control by a politically bankrupt government.

In the unlikely event that Mr Sunak reads this blog he will parrot his automated response – “desist from your unpatriotic slogans and get behind your democratically elected government as we work to reduce the number of illegals by up to double figures within the next 5 years.”

The conventional Tory wisdom is that this respite will allow the Tories to win the coming election and provide a breathing space to come up with a Baldrick type plan.

Where does Holdenforth stand on the vexed question of illegal immigration?

Many of the asylum seekers and refugees are simply seeking to do what you and I would do were we in their shoes – to improve the conditions of their lives.

  • It could be argued – indeed it is argued by some – that the criminal gangs arranging illegal entry in small boats are simply exploiting a clear gap in the travel market – to provide a travel service to those seeking a better life.
  • The UK authorities encourage the growth of this market opportunity by making available to those who succeed in landing on our shores a significantly more agreeable life style.
  • Most of the venom of those in the Tory party anxious to demonstrate that they have a workable plan to tackle the problem is directed against small boats with their cargo of illegals.
  • As I write there are around 2 million Palestinian civilians in Gaza being bombed on a daily basis. Sooner or later someone will suggest that arrangements be made to allow these genuine asylum seekers and refugees to come to the UK possibly in very large boats – say a couple of Royal Caribbean Cruise liners with each with capacities of at least 5,000 thus getting around the ban on small boats – what happens then? Which of us would not gladly exchange life – and death – in Gaza for a new life in the UK?

Notes on the General Election which will take place in 2024

Much of the chatter in the various media channels has centred on the likely outcome of the 2024 General Election. For obvious reasons most forecasters have / are predicting a substantial victory for Kier Starmer and the Labour party .

Holdenforth would like to have its say.

Our focus will be on the Cameron factor and the Farage factor.

Permit us to rewind our tape back to the Tory / Liberal coalition which was in power from 2010 to 2015.

As the 2015 election loomed Cameron committed the Tory party to hold a referendum on our membership of the EU were his party to  win the election. The word was that Cameron made this policy decision to neutralise the growing threat posed to the Tory party by Farage.

  • The good news for Cameron – he wins the 2015 election.
  • The bad news for Cameron – he loses the referendum in 2016 and immediately resigns as Party Leader.
  • The worse news for Cameron – he becomes mired in a series of scandals which seemed to Holdenforth to signify the end of his career in public life.
  • The Lazarus factor – Cameron is chosen by the PM Mr Sunak to be simultaneously appointed as our new Foreign Secretary AND appointed to the House of Lords.

Holdenforth suspects that we were not the only ones to be startled by this turn of events. Doubtless many Tory MPs in the Commons and possibly some Tories in the House of Lords were less than ecstatic.

We have had our say at some length in previous blogs about the fact that the House of Lords and Democracy are mutually exclusive – or ought to be.  The Cameron factor emphasises the contempt shown by The Tory party in general and by Sunak and Cameron in particular for just about any model of democratic government.

Meanwhile, the Reform Party, the political wing of the anti small boats movement is said to be gathering momentum – momentum with a small M – and this development provides an incentive for Mr Sunak to call an early election.

Mr Farage and his Sancho Panza Richard Tice are timing their move to the front carefully.

We at Holdenforth are NOT admirers of Mr Farage but it would be absurd not to acknowledge that in the past decade Farage has played a major role in the political life of the UK. All the indications are that this will continue to be the case in the next few years.

In Conclusion

A few Holdenforth slogans from previous blogs- slogans that are dear to our hearts.

  • We yearn for the privatisation of the BBC.
  • We demand to know what is holding up the appearance in court of those responsible for the appalling miscarriage of justice in the persecution of sub postmasters
  • When will HMG end the Chilcot factor and instead put a time limit on public enquiries?
  • When will the issue of who can work from home and in what circumstances be decided by management?
  • Let us widen this point – when will the management sector do its job – in particular to accept the responsibility that was formely thought to be the reason for substantial reward packages paid to those in the sector?

As I Please

Holdenforth had planned to use this blog to complete a trilogy in we examined the gaps between what our politicians had achieved as opposed to what to they intended to achieve.

Our first two efforts – on Rishi Sunak and on Keir Starmer – were relatively straightforward to write.

Thus – in the case of Mr Sunak the gap was so wide that all we had to do was to paraphrase extracts from the avalanche of abuse hurled at our hopeless PM – note – no plagiarism – we will leave that to Rachel Reeves.

However even old-world cynics like Holdenforth could not have foreseen the bile that poured out of Suella Braverman following the curt verbal P45 call from Mr S.

And we certainly did not see coming the restoration of Mr Cameron – rapidly elevated to Lord Cameron – as a key feature of the reshuffle changes following the Braverman exit stage right.

More on the Cameron /Lazarus development later in the blog

What about Sir Keir Starmer?

Rather more stability here. We noted in our previous blog that Sir Keir had just one policy – to secure the keys to Number 10 in the next election. He and his supporters have exercised sufficient control within the Labour Party to minimise any boat rocking from dissenters. He quickly and effectively showed them who was in charge. The minor hiccup that arose within the Labour party as the number of civilians killed in Gaza rose on a daily basis was quickly suppressed.

Holdenforth had originally planned – in the interests of fair play, to examine where the Liberal Democrats stood on the issue of policy and achievements.

We threw in the towel here. Quite simply no material to work with on either policy or achievement.

Instead we opted for a stroll down memory lane – Holdenforth decided instead to look back at the performance of Lloyd George – the last Liberal leader of any significance.

Here are the views of his contemporaries.

“Put the two men together in any circumstances of equality and the one would eat the other”
From “Great Contemporaries” by Winston Churchill.

Churchill was comparing Lloyd George with Lord Curzon and found the talents of the former considerably greater than those of the latter.

“To see the British Prime Minister (Lloyd George) watching the company with six or seven senses not available to ordinary men, judging character, motive and sub-conscious impulse, perceiving what each was thinking and even what each was going to say next, and compounding with telepathic instinct the argument or appeal best suited to the vanity, weakness, or self-interest of his immediate auditor was to realise that the poor President (Wilson of the USA) would be playing blind man’s bluff”
From Keynes’ essay on the Council of Four in Paris, 1919

The sardonic comments of a formidable intellect.

“The great English (sic) demagogue had set out solely to exert the greatest possible effect on the mass of his listeners… Regarded from this standpoint the speeches of this Englishman (sic) were the most wonderful performance for they testified to a positively amazing knowledge of the soul of the broad masses of the people …”
The comments of Adolf Hitler in Mein Kampf on the speeches of Lloyd George.

It is worth noting that the eventual downfall of Lloyd George as Prime Minister was engineered by one of our more self-effacing prime Ministers, Stanley Baldwin. 

A word on Brexit

The Brexit debate rumbles on. Very few now seek to argue that the UK should rejoin the EU.

The Labour MP for Torfaen (and the MP for Holdenforth) Nick Thomas-Simmonds , has been handed the mosr formidable challenge of all in the Starmer shadow cabinet, that of reaching new arrangements with the EU short of full membership.

Mr Thomas – Simmonds has our full support in this Herculean assignment.

For all practical purposes – the UK is out of and will remain out of the EU for the next few years.

For Holdenforth that leaves a little unfinished business. Prior to the referendum in 2016 we had a modest wager with a rambling colleague about the outcome. We hoped fervently for a Remain outlook – but we lost our preference and our wager. We hope to settle up before the Grim Reaper calls. 

The COVID-19 Inquiry

As I write the enquiry into the effectiveness of the handling of the Covid Pandemic by HMG is getting into its stride.

Holdenforth is uneasy about the value of this enquiry and about the contribution it will make, if any, to the effectiveness of the management of future epidemics.

We have been advised that it is inevitable that at some point in the future a different but related version of the original pesky parasite will emerge to pose problems.

Will we be ready?

Thus far the Hallett inquiry seems to have provided a platform for disgruntled politicians and their SPADs to settle old scores – and, sadly but predictably some are doing thus that.

The proceedings take me back more than 60 years when I was voicing my adverse criticisms about the performance of colleagues to a senior manager.

His reply has stayed with me: “They are all useless buggers except thee and me and when I’m on my own – you’re a useless bugger”

Remind you of a contemporary soap opera masquerading as a serious exercise?

The rule of lawyers

“Britain being run by rule of lawyers”
Headline in the
Daily Mail – Sept 9, 2023

In the article beneath the headline Martin Beckford, Daily Mail policy editor, narrowed down the criticism to human rights lawyers and judges.

“MPs DO have a legal means of breaking the stranglehold human rights lawyers have on our democracy. So why won’t they use it?”
Headline above an article by Dr Arnheim, Daily Mail, Sept 14, 2023 

Holdenforth is bemused by these attacks on human rights lawyers who were simply carrying out their professional tasks. Well done you legal eagles – doing well by doing good.

It would help if politicians were to specify what is and what is not legal in clear language.

Monarchical matters

In an earlier blog we asked about what, if anything, Princess Diana and Leon Trotsky had in common.

We thought that both of them had been air brushed out of history by very effective manipulation of  PR machines by their respective detractors.

We are uneasy that the unorthodox route to the throne by Camilla might be thought of by some as one of the more audacious usurpings of the crown in our 1,000 year turbulent history.

We are also distinctly uneasy about the suggestion that Charles III may be allowed to pontificate on the policy of HMG.

The elevation of plain Mr Cameron to Lord Cameron in the twinkling of an eye.

“On his first introduction to these little fellows it had seemed to Ambrose that they had touched the lowest possible level to which Humanity can descend. It now became apparent that there hitherto unimagined depths which it was in their power to plumb”
The sombre thoughts of Ambrose Mulliner about his two schoolboy charges.

Holdenforth has similar views about David Cameron

The transfer of Cameron from oblivion to the Foreign Office and to The House of Lords startled even your hardened blogger.

For us it represented a transition from the – shall we say respectable – corridors of Oxford University to the darker corridors of the Arthur Daley business school. It was a squalid act even by the abysmal standard of this drowning administration.

We predict and hope that this change in title and job will end in tears.

A few closing one liners.

Boss at scandal-hit university saw pay surge by £186k

The boss in question, Alice Gast at Imperial College London, somehow managed to secure an increase in her reward package despite presiding over a shambles.

Her unkind critics tend to forget that the looting of the public purse can be arduous and time consuming.

“Wilko unions demand inquiry into stricken chain”
Daily Mail headline Nov 4, 2023

Unions representing sacked workers have picked up that “£77m in dividends was dished out to the owners and shareholders of the retailer in the decade before its collapse”.

Holdenforth doubts if the requested inquiry will ever get off the ground.

The Post Office scandal.

Holdenforth gathers that the consequences of this most appalling of scandals are slowly but surely closing in on the perpetrators.

We fervently hope that those responsible – Vennells ? Crozier / – will answer for their actions.

Holdenforth urges the great British public to put pressure on the authorities to make languid inquiries such as that presided over by Sir John Chilcot to be replaced by a policy beloved by Sir Winston Churchill – Action this day.

Some old timers will recall Parkinson’s first law – “work expands to fill the time available for its completion.”

It is time that this recipe for the lining of legal pockets was repealed.

Holdenforth had hoped to get all his discontents off his chest while there is still time. Sadly Holdenforth/aka John Holden , a grizzling, grousing, griping grumbling aged malcontent who finds that he disagrees with almost everyone about almost everything still has more to say.

Watch this space

Holdenforth aka John Holden

Bullying, the Beeb and Diane Abbott

When does Gentle Persuasion become Bullying?

The outing of Dominic Raab as a bully as perceived by his civil servants and his subsequent ousting as our deputy Prime Minister rose to prominence recently.

Much of the debate centred on the point at which aggressive behaviour by a senior colleague towards a junior colleague becomes bullying.

Some observers thought that the evidence suggested that Raab had a long and unfortunate record as a bully.

Others thought that those complaining were being altogether too sensitive.

Where does the truth lie?

It is clear from his later published views that Raab thought that the bullying bar had been set too low and would make it almost impossible to question junior colleagues who were thought to have cocked up.

Holdenforth tends to share this view but adds that Raab had shot himself in the foot by agreeing in advance to resign if the investigating KC found him guilty.

Knowing the flexibility of the legal profession Holdenforth would have insisted on including a provision for an appeal.

But  – we digress.

Holdenforth suggests that we introduce a somewhat higher bar to allow for comparisons and as it happens we have one to hand.

Some years’ ago in our book, A Cushy Number, we borrowed from Private Eye No 1213 the following case which indicated a slightly higher bullying bar.

“ Mr Richard Desmond, the well known press tycoon and latterly a budding TV mogul, is also a supplier of products designed to ease the sexual frustrations of the lonely. We apologise in advance for the coarseness and vehemence of his language, but we wanted you to be clear about the extent to which standards leave much to be desired in this sensitive area.

Mr Desmond took issue with one of his employees in forthright terms. “You fuckin’ useless fat cunt” he shouted at a cowering minion. He then threw away her keyboard, ripped out her phone and threatened to kill her.”

We stress that the words used were those of Mr Desmond, not ours.

His approach and reproach might be thought of as commendably direct by some and possibly over boisterous by others.

For our part the lively episode set a bar which few would contest was at the top of the bullying range.

So – how on earth can the public judge the point at which a courteous reproach crosses the bullying threshold?

For Holdenforth the answer is that the threshold ought to be far closer to the Desmond bar than to the bar raised by Mr Raab’s juniors against their minister.

On a personal note: Holdenforth worked as a production manager in the steel industry for around 20 years. Honesty compels him to report that some colleagues were overly aggressive in their dealings with junior colleagues.

Now and then – Notes on the Sudan

Now – As I write the door is about to be closed on those understandably seeking to escape from the war zone that is Sudan to the UK. Those in the UK responsible for closing the door – to be precise – Government ministers – have been criticised by opposition politicians for implementing a policy that is seen as rerun of the recent debacle in Afghanistan.

So far – so very clear.

Then – Holdenforth would like at this point to wind the clock back to early 1884. Queen Victoria was our Monarch and Mr Gladstone was our Prime Minister.

General Gordon was asked to lead a UK force to the Sudan with a confused remit to advise on the evacuation of Sudan and not to occupy it.

A year later Gordon was killed in Khartoum by the local insurgents. A force sent to relieve Gordon arrived just 2 days later.

His death triggered a storm in the UK and our free press had a field day at the expense of Gladstone – in some headlines he was depicted as the murderer of a popular hero.

To use a modern phrase – Mr G had not seen this one coming.

One attack came from a long established critic of Mr G, Queen Victoria, and her attack was delivered in a highly original way.

Mr G was known to be journeying through Carnforth Railway Junction and it was to the local station master that her message was delivered in a memorable telegram without using the traditional cipher.

“These news from Khartoum are frightful and to think that all this might have been prevented and many precious lives saved by earlier action is too fearful.”

The intervention of the aged Monarch was not appreciated by the aged Prime Minister – didn’t he have enough problems already?

Sadly he had not anticipated the storm that erupted – he was not the first senior politician to be slow to grasp the severity of a sudden storm – there have been many such storms since then and doubtless there will be many more in the future especially in the fast moving world of 24/7 coverage.

On the plus side the death of Gordon had a happy ending from the point of view of those wedded to the Imperial dream.

Just 15 years later – in 1898 – General Kitchener  routed the insurgents at the battle of Omdurman – he was assisted in this battle by a rising young soldier -Winston Churchill.

Let us fast forward to today.

Now – as then – Our Foreign Office was perceived as too detached and languid.

Just one closing point: s we write we see a situation in The Sudan developing which will raise with all sorts of difficulties and problems.

And – By pure coincidence -Prince Charles has just been officially transformed into His majesty King Charles the Third in Westminster Abbey.

Holdenforth hopes that the few years left for King Charles to display his regal talents will be peaceful and prosperous.

However – on the debit side – we can think of no new monarch coming to throne since the death of Queen Victoria  more likely to cause problems for the incumbent of No 10.

Change at the top at the BBC

Holdenforth has long argued that the BBC has abandoned the hallowed status acquired for it by John Reith. To us it has seemed that the mission statement of The BBC can be summed up as:- “There’s no business like show business” and if this assertion is accepted – then the BBC should be promptly privatised.

We noted – in a detached way – that the BBC Chairman, Richard Sharp had resigned following accusations that he had been less than prudent in his dealings with Boris Johnson.

So what – we mused – that is the usual fate of those who have dealings with Boris Johnson.

However – we did not leave it at that. We looked at the organisation structures used to manage and oversee the BBC and we were struck by the sheer vacuity of so many of the top jobs and the immense scope for some ruthless pruning in this area.

Accordingly, we suggest to those in the private equity sector – here is a fat organisation – correction – an obese organisation – offering substantial opportunities for slimming down.

Get your numbers’ boys to carry out a swift due diligence exercise – you can’t go wrong.

We must rule out Mr Rupert Murdoch in this instance – far too busy with his complex matrimonial activities.

Holdenforth can claim some relevant experience in this area- some years ago a bright young go-getter introduced the idea and approach of lean management. Long before this bright young go-getter published his views, I worked for an organisation that pioneered the idea and approach and implementation of emaciated management.

The Diane Abbott row

This row was triggered by a letter from Ms Abbott to The Observer in which she argued that non whites in Western Society had suffered more than any other social group because of the uniquely odious nature of slavery and the associated racism. In the course of her letter she argued that the treatment meted out to Jews was indeed odious but not as odious as that meted out to non-whites. Her letter was said to be confused but she seemed to be suggesting that a league table of harsh treatment could be constructed with non-whites suffering the most – ascending / descending to the treatment of gypsies and the red haired amongst us.

Holdenforth is mindful of the need to tread carefully in this minefield.

However we were anxious to know who had said what in this sensitive area. We gathered that Ms Abbott had been suspended from the Parliamentary Labour Party because of the alleged anti Semitism sentiments in her letter.

We checked our trusty computer for information and were surprised and disappointed by the difficulties we encountered.

Briefly most of the sources quoted on the internet were from The Guardian.

Very quickly we noted that if you want to know more you have to subscribe to The Guardian.

I will close this item by making two points, neither directly related to the Abbott row.

* Some twenty years I noted in my book A Cushy Number that The Guardian was the recipient of huge amounts of public money donated by local authorities to further their ludicrous causes. That remains my view.

* If I wish to know what is in the Guardian and where it stands on the issues of the day – then I will buy it. I will not subscribe to it.

Notes from the Editor – we would like to point out that The Guardian does in fact make all its content available free of charge. It does regularly invite you to subscribe and/or make one-off donations, invitations which may well have confused Holdenforth, but its content does not lurk behind a paywall. Thus, should you wish to learn more of the Guardian’s take on life, the universe and everything, it can be found here, gratis, at http://www.theguardian.com.

May Day message to Holdenforth Readers

 “Today is the first of May, a great holiday for our two nations ….”

“We have a great holiday. How things are with you over there it is less easy to say,”
Conversation between the German General Krebs, who had visited the Russian General Chuikov under a white flag to try to arrange a cease fire in Berlin on May the first, 1945.

Holdenforth is unsure as to what might be appropriate to include in a May Day message.

Is the practice usually confined to Lefty regimes or does Wall Street send out a May Day message?

Holdenforth diffidently suggests that a joint message from THE WEST and Putin as a preamble to get peace talks about how to end the war in Ukraine would be a positive step.

Enough musings – let us just get on with it.

In our previous blog we expressed our concerns about what was happening in and around The Monarchy.

“By one of those graceful and emollient acts for which the governing class is justly famed, Mr Chamberlain was slipped inconspicuously from the political scene and Mr Churchill was unanimously elected leader of the Tory Party…”
Aneurin Bevan – October, 1940

In particular we noted the way in which Princess Diana has been air brushed out and Camilla has been quietly edged up the cast of the monarchical soap opera – with the aid of a very effective palace PR machine.

Will this belated promotion of Camilla be approved by the public or possibly – by some – seen as a nail in the coffin of the monarchy?

Holdenforth is firmly in the latter camp.

Another historical parallel now suggests itself to us.

Back in 1953 – when Queen Elizabeth II was crowned –  the Prime Minister, Mr. Churchill, then aged 80, was under pressure to stand down and make way for Mr. Eden.

Eden had served a long apprenticeship under Churchill and was thirsting to replace his aging Prime Minister.

Prince Charles had served a much longer apprenticeship and has been likewise anxious to demonstrate what he could  accomplish in the top job.

The punchline is that Eden quickly made a complete bollocks of the job and was given the heave ho in the aftermath of Suez.

Holdenforth suspects that the elevation of Prince Charles to King Charles will have a similarly sad ending.

We shall see.

Holdenforth has been and remains disconcerted and confused by the reluctant emergence into the spotlight  of a new species of espionage practitioner – the schoolboy.

Like you we remain anxious to know more about who knew what and when.

We gather that the speculators are galloping from studio to studio to expatiate on whether the leaks are a plus for Putin, a zero for Zelensky, a black eye for Biden or what?

No use me saying – Watch this space . I have no more idea than you do about what will emerge from the newly released  contents of this ultra modern version of the lamp of Aladin.

One other point before we move on.

Holdenforth was impressed by the way that President Biden stuck firmly to the main purpose of his visit to Ireland – to get the huge Irish vote in the USA onside.

 “All they that take the sword shall perish with the sword”

Matthew 26,52

The word is that Sir Keir Starmer has decided that the time is right to take the gloves off in his toe to toe contest with Mr Sunak. 

Holdenforth has doubts about the wisdom of this tactic of descending below the gutter into the sewer.

It is unwise for two reasons.

  • The contest degenerates into an unseemly propaganda exchange between the two parties – and Holdenforth notes that Mr Sunak controls a most effective propaganda machine.
  • The tactic will provoke a ferocious response – indeed has already triggered a ferocious response. Sir Kier will soon grasp that he has stirred a hornets’ nest – and Holdenforth assumes that mission statement of the irate Hornets will be – “if that is the way that he wants it then that is way he can have it.“ As I write trained Tory metaphorical hit persons  with nothing else to do are poring over any and every aspect of the career of Sir Keir with the remit – dig up the dirt and put it in the headlines.

Doesn’t Sir Keir have enough problems within his own party, such as:

  • The need to clarify the vexing question of “why can’t a woman be more like a man?
  • The need to choose his words and more importantly his policy about the tsunami of strikes in the public sector?

So – the advice of Holdenforth to Starmer  is to cool it.   

And one last point – on this topic – Was Sir Keir wise to tick the elevation of Tom Watson to the Lords?

Holdenforth says no, it wasn’t.

What has Holdenforth got against Tom Watson?

Few if any would dispute the contention that there is no more appalling crime than the  physical and sexual abuse of children.

There is one other offence which comes close to matching this odious activity – to accuse an innocent person of the offence with no plausible evidence.

The final repellent feature of the actions of Tom Watson is that they were made under the protective cloak of parliamentary privilege.

Where does Holdenforth stand on woking?

Holdenforth will edge gingerly into the rumpus in this sector.

Correct us if we are wrong but we understand that wokers specialise in reading classical texts in search of passages which might offend modern sensitive readers and that text alterers are a sub species of the wokers.

Still with me?

We were motivated to join the fray by the following headline and report in the Daily Mail.

“Now Jeeves and Wooster suffer woke rewrites”

 Daily Mail headline April 17

As per the Mail, “PG Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster books have been rewritten to remove “unacceptable” prose as the comic novelist becomes the latest author to fall foul of so called sensitivity readers  – ……… in the present edition we have sought to edit minimally words that we regard as unacceptable to present day readers.“

We at Holdenforth were outraged when we read this drivel.

We urge HMG to pass a law to protect the treasures on English Literature from these yahoos. This vandalism should be made a most serious criminal offence.

Holdenforth would add that we are affronted, irritated, and pissed off – whoops – sorry about that last one –  by the drivel available on a 24/7 basis from the 900 or so TV channels available to us.

The thought occurs to me – what might sensitivity readers make of the following:

“The old dog seeing the tin was empty starts mousing around by Joe and me. I’d train him by kindness, so I would, if he was my dog. Give him a rousing fine kick now and again where it wouldn’t blind him.”
Ulysses by James Joyce

“If Dann’s dane, Ann’s dirty, if he’s plane she’s purty, with her auburnt streams, and her coy cajoleries, and her dabblin dolleries, for to rouse his rudder up, or to drench his dreams.”
Finnegans Wake also by James Joyce.

As far as the latter text is concerned it is doubtful if anyone would pick up any changes made to assuage the anxieties of the delicate readers.

Come to that – would Joyce himself notice?

A word about the planned name change of the Brecon Beacons.

I doubt if the planned name change triggered much excitement or interest outside Wales but let me, John Holden, declare an interest – I am a life member of the Brecon Beacons Park Society (BBPS). I gather that the BBPS is currently metamorphosing into “Friends of The Brecon Beacons” and I had gathered that my life membership would be equally valid under the change of title.

Will this also apply under the new title – Bannau Brycheniog?

I should mention that, as an octogenarian, I checked to confirm that I was still breathing – and I am – in order to justify my continuing life membership.

Prior to the latest name change I had not noticed that the front page of the excellent BBPS magazine, The Beacon, was in Welsh as well as in English, as indeed was my copy of The Beacons’ Way, published in 2005.

“How can I convey to the reader .. any just impression of this extraordinary figure of our time, this syren, this goat footed bard, this half human visitor to our age from the hag ridden magic and enchanted woods of Celtic antiquity?
Maynard Keynes writing about Lloyd George in 1919.

Just a thought:

Why not rename the National Park  “Cader Arthur – Arthur’s Seat?” The mists of myth and legend swirl around it.