As I Please

A gloomy preamble to a gloomy blog

“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity …

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the second coming is at hand…
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
From “The Second Coming” by WB Yeats

Background notes to this blog

There has been no letup in the intensity of the political struggles within the UK political parties in recent weeks. The pundits ponder interminably in print and on the airwaves about which event is more likely to come first – the next general election or World War 3.

Other issues competing for our attention include racialism, anti-

Semitism, Muslim activities, the increasing gap between rich and poor, democracy – the list is endless – and there is confusion everywhere.     

In this blog Holdenforth will comment on these and other issues. We make no pretence to be impartial or independent but we will do our utmost to adhere to the central Orwellian principle of sticking to the truth. 

To get our show on the road Holdenforth asserts that the UK is a national Augean stable.

What, I hear you ask, is the meaning of Augean?

Augeus was the king of Elis in ancient Greece, and he had a problem. His problem was that he owned 3,000 oxen whose stalls had not been cleansed for 30 years. If you do the calculation, you will see that Augeus had on his hands a lot of bullshit.

Let us continue. 

Holdenforth accepts that we need to state to our readers what we would actually do were we to find ourselves in a position to do it.

We also plead guilty to the charge that we disagree with almost everyone about almost everything, that Holdenforth is a grizzling griping grousing grumpy old timer. And we assert that on most contentious issues we have been in the right.

Don’t say that you have not been warned.

Israel, Gaza and Anti- Semitism

There is strong competition for the title of the most worrying conflict in the world as I write 6. For Holdenforth, the most worrying conflict is that between Israel and Hamas that has been raging for the past five months.

Holdenforth notes that around 200 hundred innocent civilians – mostly women and children – are being murdered in Gaza on a daily basis as the various academic debates continue about the rights and wrongs of these murders.

We pose the question to Israel in general and Netanyahu in particular – how many more innocent people are to be murdered before you call off the dogs of war. Possibly the most harrowing event now taking place anywhere in the world is the treatment by Israel of the two million inhabitants of Gaza, a tiny narrow strip of land – approximately 45 square kms -to the south and west of Israel.

It is in this tiny area that Hamas operates and in which the October 7 attack was planned.

In the 5 months or so that have elapsed since October 7 Israeli forces have inflicted huge casualties on the civilian population.

In our time there is no shortage of extremely effective propaganda machines.

To illustrate the point the Israelis rightly and raucously highlight that Hamas is a terrorist organisation but they are quite reticent on the terrorist organisation that brought Israel to power, namely Irgun.

Other critics of Israel point out that the Balfour /Lloyd George declaration in 1917 was conceding land to the Zionist Organisation that was not theirs to dispose of. That consideration would not have weighed heavily with Lloyd George and Arthur Balfour.

In Palestine there was irreconcilable conflict between Arabs and  Jews.
English History 1914 to 1945, AJP Taylor

The Balfour Declaration was abandoned after 20 years of attempting to reconcile the irreconcilable. It was no doubt unreasonable that the Arabs of Palestine should pay the whole price of what was a world problem, anti Semitism.”
Extract from
English History – AJP Taylor

Where does Holdenforth stand on the most worrying issue of today – the conflict between Israel and Palestine – or, or many refer to it- the conflict between Israel and Hamas?

As I write the media – official and social – are replete with details of the atrocities committed by Hamas terrorists in Gaza. 

For its part Israel has vowed to inflict retribution on those responsible.

Back to Lloyd George and Arthur Balfour  

In Year 2 of the first world war – 1915 – Lloyd George, in his capacity as Minister of Munitions, was concerned about the acute shortage of explosives.

He contacted Professor Weizmann, an accomplished chemist, to explain the problem to him and to seek his help. Professor Weizmann quickly solved the problem and his achievement was a most important contribution to the British war effort.

Lloyd George asked him how he, Lloyd George, might reward Weizmann for his work.

To quote Lloyd George, Weizmann explained his aspirations as to the repatriation of the Jews to the sacred land they had made famous. When I became Prime Minister in December, 1916, I talked the matter over with Mr Balfour – the outcome was the famous Balfour declaration in 1917.

This declaration read:

“His Majesty’s Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country.”

During the next 28 years the collective mind of the Jewish Diaspora was understandably pre-occupied with the murderous activities of Hitler in pursuit of his final solution of the Jewish problem.

In post war Palestine the British Government attempted to maintain peace between Jewish immigrants and existing Palestinian communities. This was not an easy task and the UK sought to relinquish the mandate.

One feature of this phase was the emergence of Irgun, a Zionist group roughly equivalent to Hamas in Gaza today.

In the years from the end of WW2 to 1948 Irgun proved to be masters in using terror to secure their aims. Given the scale and severity of the terror the British Government of Mr Atlee wished to be relieved of the mandate.

The Irgun Group wrote the textbook for terrorism that has been imitated around the world to this day.

It is ironic that the “terror” tactics employed by Hamas are taken out of the Irgun textbook.

The State of Israel was established in the summer of 1948.

Events in Palestine since 1948 have seen years of the steady expansion of Israel at the expense of Palestine and others.

Israel continues to occupy and even extend illegal settlements, a point noted in the last week by Mr Gutierrez, the Secretary General of the UN despite the opposition of the United Nations.

All the devouring and insatiate Monsters imagined since imagination could record itself are fused in the one realisation, Guillotine. And yet there is not in France, with its rich variety of soil and climate, a blade, a leaf, a root, a sprig, a pepper corn which will grow to maturity under conditions more certain than those that have produced this horror. Crush humanity out of shape once more and it will twist itself into the same tortured forms. Sow the same seed of rapacious license and oppression over again and it will surely the same fruit according to its kind.
From A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

In the above extract Dickens was making the simple point that the horrors of the French Revolution arose from the suppression of the people by the ruling class in previous years.

  • Thus – The French Revolution
  • Thus the emergence of Hamas

The terms and conditions of the Balfour declaration have drifted down the years away from Palestinian claims and in favour of Jewish claims.

It is not easy to predict a civilised lasting settlement to this frightening conflict, the origins of which go back into the mists of time.

For our part we hope for the best but we fear the worst as the daily toll of deaths mounts.

We would go further – Netanyahu, the most powerful figure in the Middle East, sadly combines the mendacity of Goebbels, the viciousness of Himmler, the arrogance of Goering and the humbug of Mr Pecksniff – an unedifying combination.

A few words on the conflict between the free world and Mr Putin being waged in the Ukraine

This conflict is now well into its third year and there are few signs that the war will end any time soon.

Holdenforth would like to rewind the tape of history back to the Crimean War waged between France and Britain on the one side and Russia on the other side in 1854.

If there was a moral to be drawn from the Crimean War (1854 to 1856) it would be this: in a war between Russia and The West, it will be the Powers which keep out who will be the real gainers
From Crimea: the War that would not boil”, an essay by AJP Taylor.

Does the verdict of AJP Taylor on events which took place almost 200 years ago have any relevance today?

Holdenforth thinks that it does.

The outcome of this conflict today – Putin versus The West – is difficult to predict despite the daily detailed accounts about what is happening.

Holdenforth is mindful of the advice of Orwell that “all propaganda is lies”

Holdenforth follows this advice and tries to be wary about swallowing the information fed out by both sides.

Thus:

We accept that the NATO net is tightening to the north of Russia.

Russia is tightening its grip in Eastern Ukraine.

Ukraine is experiencing a shortage of munitions as its suppliers become increasingly anxious about throwing good money after bad. 

It is reported in some quarters that some supporters of the Ukraine cause are dubious about the performance of Zelensky as a latter day Kitchener.

Others have been comforted by the suggestion of Mr Macron that now might be the time to put western boots on to the ground and into the fray, a suggestion that did not meet with universal western approval.

The careless work of the German Intelligence Department in allowing The Kremlin to listen to sensitive conversations about what NATO was planning to do next did little to bolster the confidence of the beleaguered Ukrainians in the day to day conduct of the war.

Just a thought – Mr Zelensky has been strident that Putin and his henchmen be brought to justice once Ukraine has emerged victorious.

Where does Zelensky stand on the conflict in Gaza? At what level of fatalities might he say that enough is enough?

The death of Mr Navalny.

The available evidence suggests that Putin is as contemptuous as Netanyahu about the murders that he is prepared to authorise in order to secure his objectives and strengthen his position.

Just as Netanyahu follows the Irgun rule book so Putin is prepared to follow the example of Stalin in his pursuit of Trotsky.

Gosh – Trotsky again in an Holdenforth blog. We are merely reporting and have no links with Momentum.

Notes on democracy

Many Western commentators on the prospects of WW3 breaking out rightly stress the importance of democratic safeguards in their various institutional arrangements.

What then is democracy?

“Democracy is that system of government under which a great free people having 35 million people to choose, pick out a Coolidge to be head of state. It is as if a hungry man set before a banquet prepared by master cooks … should stay his stomach by eating and catching flies.”
Thus HL Mencken on Coolidge in 1927.

What are we to make of the selections of Biden and Trump respectively in 2024?

“The democratic method is that institutional arrangement for arriving at political decisions in which individuals acquire the power to decide by means of a competitive struggle for the people’s vote”
From “
Capitalism, Socialism and Democracy” by Joseph Schumpeter.

Holdenforth is happy to second this definition.

It is quite easy to spot the difference between regimes which abide by this definition and those which don’t.

All those living in Europe and North America will testify to the ferocity of the competitive struggle for the people’s vote.

Mr Putin pays lip service to the principle but those contemplating participating in the struggle in Russia are understandably uneasy about the hazards posed by joining in the competitive struggle.

Holdenforth is ready to acknowledge the strong democratic credentials of Israel – the opponents of Mr Netanyahu in Israel are only too ready to expatiate on his weaknesses.

In defence of Nigel Farage

For Holdenforth aka John Holden – what follows will not be easy to write but our claim to be honest and fair must be demonstrated.

Holdenforth has disagreed with Farage’s tireless efforts in the past decade to urge the cause of Brexit and we have said so in numerous blogs. He could accurately be described as the Founding Father of Brexit.

On the credit side in Farage’s favour we gladly acknowledge his successful campaign to expose the shabby tactics employed in the financial sector to refuse banking facilities to those deemed on flimsy grounds or on no grounds to be unsuitable.

Farage has to be congratulated for his successful campaign to expose the pitiful attempts by HMG to control the steady flow of illegal immigrants from Europe into the UK. His key point has been that all these immigrants are breaking the law because they are already in a safe country and therefore at no risk.

And Farage has led the fight to highlight the sheer absurdity of seeking to transfer those whose applications have failed to Ruanda – a costly embarrassing failure.  All small boat arrivals are criminals because they are NOT at risk in France.

Farage has been and continues to be right. 

There – we said it.

Defence of the realm

Holdenforth has been shaken by the catalogue of serious failures in recent months about the reliability of some of the key sections of our defence arrangements. Erratic missiles and poor maintenance performance of key ships come to mind.

I recall that many years ago there was a rumpus when a half-eaten pork pie was found in the sharp end of a British missile.

We had assumed that such sloppiness had been rooted out but evidently that has not been the case.

When the time comes – to go over the top –  do we seek a postponement until our repairs are completed?

The Post Office scandal

We have had our say in previous blogs about this interminably protracted scandal

Right now, we will limit ourselves to insisting that the criminal proceedings to be taken against senior post office managers be speeded up.

This action and the proceedings carried out by Win Williams are not mutually exclusive.

Gorgeous George

George Galloway and his tirades against Keir Starmer – a damp squib or a real threat to the electoral prospects of the Labour Party in 2024?

Holdenforth would like to contribute to the Galloway debate but his most recent visit to Rochdale was to watch a Rugby League match between Rochdale Hornets and Warrington in 1954. This gap of 70 years may make our awareness of what is happening in the town a little dated.

Getting On

We referred earlier to the probable contest between President Biden v  Mr Trump in the November Presidential election.

Holdenforth is confused about this prospect.

On the one hand we are delighted at the confidence shown in octogenarians by the political machines of the Democrats and Republicans.

On the other hand, Holdenforth will be 84 in a few months’ time and he is only too aware of the validity of the jibe by Shakespeare on this theme:

“And then from to hour we ripe and ripe
And then from hour we rot and rot
And thereby hangs a tale”

Speaking as an octogenarian – but NOT claiming to represent old timers – I am relaxed about aged fingers on nuclear weapon triggers – but I would not be relaxed if I were still on the ripe and ripe section of life. 

Two observations

*Holdenforth noted the comedy aspects of the group photo which included Queen Camilla and Vanessa Redgrave . The former has been a tireless worker to secure promotion from the slightly unseemly role as the mistress of the Prince of Wales to the rather more exalted title of the Queen of England.

Dame Vanessa Redgrave was at one time a ferocious member of the Trotsky movement dedicated to the overthrow of the existing social order.

If you can’t beat ‘em then join ‘em!

* “Junior City lawyers in line for £2m pay packet”
Headline in the Daily Mail, February 27th

One sector of the national economy that is running counter to the national trend is the professional legal sector where affluence can be found in abundance. They flourish not only in advising on issues within the UK but also internationally as obscure disputes are brought to the UK to be resolved usually in painfully protracted proceedings.

“ It appears that there’s gold in them there courts.”

Notes by the editor

The editor would like to respond to a couple of the points made in Holdenforth’s latest epistle. The first concerns Mr Zelenksy’s public utterances (or lack of) on the conflict in Gaza. I would diffidently suggest that there are at least two possible reasons for this, which are not mutually exclusive: both are equally plausible. The first is that Mr Zelensky has not provided his hot take on Gaza, or the Anglophone conflict in Cameroon, or the Boko Haram crisis, or the Schleswig-Holstein question, or United’s chances in the cup, because he has other priorities, such as dealing with a Russian invasion. The second is that, what with said Russian invasion taking its toll on national resources, he is anxious to maximise the number of potential allies who might be willing to contribute in whatever way to the war effort: history is littered with national leaders who have been obliged to hold their nose in this way.

The second concerns the blanket assertion that “all small boat arrivals are criminals because they are NOT at risk in France”. My response here will take a little more of your time, and will take in (amongst other things) a Fellowship in Leeds, the mendacity of the populist right, the Chichester Park Hotel and the assiduous research of Dr Matthew Sweet.

In the latter half of the 1990s, I was engaged by the Institute of Communications Studies, University of Leeds to read the newspapers for a living. There was a little more to it than that: if I came across an article pertaining to immigration, asylum seekers, racism, xenophobia or right-wing extremism I was then obliged to log it in an Access database under an extensive coding scheme. Perhaps unsurprisingly, there was a little more to be logged in the Mail or the Sun than in the Guardian, but as a proportion of the whole, across all newspapers, not many articles needed to be logged. I would venture to suggest that were the exercise to be repeated in the current climate, those proportions would be far higher: for the past decade or so, the Daily Express in particular has devoted many of its pages to particularly unpleasant diatribes about foreigners (indeed, its front pages in that time seem to include pretty much nothing else, apart from perhaps the Royal Family and wholly erroneous long-term weather forecasts).

The Express (and its broadcast media equivalent, GB News) have sought to inflame the debate with dangerous, misleading rhetoric which should not go unchallenged.

Firstly, the notion of ‘first safe country’ is not to be found in international law; The 1951 Refugee Convention does not require a person to claim asylum in the first safe country they reach and explicitly states that asylum seekers should not be penalised for irregular entry into a country in which they intend to submit an application for refugee status”. This point has been reaffirmed on numerous occasions both in international law and, in 1999, by a British court.

So: not criminal, which is Holdenforth’s main objection. However, I think we need to dig a little deeper. There are those (not, I would emphasise, Holdenforth) who might then ask, “Why are they coming here, guv? Why don’t they just stay in France?” Without bothering to look at facts, those asking the questions typically satisfy themselves that the answer is (a) benefits (b) taking our jobs (c) raping our women (d) conducting terrorist activities or (e) all of the above.

Let us try and answer that question.

To begin with, if the asylum seekers have a smattering of a second language, it tends to be English rather than French. Secondly, France receives far more asylum seekers than the UK, and only a very small proportion of those (albeit a significant number) can be found camped out in atrocious conditions in ‘The Jungle’ settlement at Calais. Thirdly, it should be observed that the far right in France is well established; many politicians have built careers on the back of racist, Islamophobic and indeed anti-Semitic public utterances; its police can be trigger happy with the pepper spray and the tear gas: in short, France can be unpleasant if you are Black, Jewish and don’t speak French. Fourthly, those seeking asylum in the UK may have family members living in the UK, or else will be seeking support from the wider diaspora based in the UK.

Next, it is important to emphasise that many of these individuals are not economic migrants, but have been displaced by internal conflicts (often instigated, at least in part, by Western interventions). They are fleeing death, torture or sexual assault. They are desperate. Many are easy prey to the gangs who extort considerable sums of money from them, in return for allowing them – allowing them! – to risk their lives in a perilous Channel crossing.

Many of those that do succeed would be more than happy to take any jobs that are available, particularly in the informal sector: crop picking, car cleaning, working in fast food restaurants. Indeed, in crop picking, they are essential to the sector’s viability. They are not coming for the benefits (which, in France, are slightly higher).

Nor are they here to rape our women. There have recently been demonstrations (primarily consisting of extremists bussed-in from outside the area) outside the Chichester Park Hotel, now used as temporary housing for asylum seekers. The fact that those asylum seekers are overwhelmingly women and children has not deterred the demonstrators from insisting that there are sexual predators on their doorstep. (Furthermore, there is no evidence to suggest that asylum seekers are any more likely to commit sexual offences than the population at large.)

But the Express or GB News will not have this, because whipping up anger is their game. The latter does this by riffing on populist (primarily xenophobic) fears while encouraging a raft of ludicrous but potentially highly dangerous conspiracy theories. The writer and broadcaster Matthew Sweet has devoted considerable time and energy to exposing their mendacity; I would just like to dip my toe into these unpleasant waters by highlighting a few of them:

  • The channel regularly features Neil Oliver, who spends most of his time making false claims about the COVID-19 vaccine (e.g. that it causes new kinds of blood clots) and fictional “turbo” cancers or else claiming that the Jews are planning to impose a “one-world” government. In January 2024, he agreed with an interviewee who claimed that “a mysterious group” (whom she named elsewhere as the Jews) had a plan to turn us into cyborgs.
  • In 2022, it included several interviews on the Mark Steyn programme with Naomi Wolf, who described the vaccination rollout as “mass murder” and compared it to the actions of doctors “in pre-Nazi Germany”. (Steyn himself delivered misleading monologues about the rollout before leaving the channel after it decided to make him personally liable for any future Ofcom fines. Wolf has since gone even further down the rabbit hole, insisting that “they” are enabling time travel and putting chips in our arms via the vaccine.)
  • This week GB News has complained that a gentleman called Sam Melia was imprisoned for two years for distributing stickers that read “It’s OK to be white”. Melia, a former member of a proscribed far right group, was actually imprisoned for plastering anti-Semitic stickers outside Jewish schools.

The channel has also provided a platform for far-right groups such as Voice of Wales (now banned from mainstream online outlets) and former members of proscribed organisations such as For Britain.

And behind all this nonsense, this poison, sits Farage the ringmaster, the peerless populist always staying just the right side of the legal line so that he can avoid charges of outright racism while playing to his audience with a concoction of half truths and plain lies, deftly fomenting discontent. It remains to be seen whether he will return to front line politics with Reform UK; if so, it is unlikely that he would risk standing for Parliament again, because that is a game he might well lose. Rather, he will be Reform’s cheerleader from the sidelines, hoping that after the Conservative Party’s probable demolition at the imminent General Election that Reform, bolstered by the rump of the Tory right, might be in a position to push for power further down the line.

Like Trump, Farage has blossomed in the unfiltered post-Twitter world, where everything, even the obvious truth, can be dismissed as “fake news”. However, it is important to challenge those dismissals, and to ensure that facts – cold, hard, facts – are presented are such, and xenophobia called out for what it is.

A Post Easter Message

“Jesus answered – Everyone that is of the truth heareth my voice. And Pilate saith unto him -What is truth?”
John 18, 37

We at Holdenforth gather that it is considered good form at Easter to reflect on the key issues of the moment and then to distil these reflections into a suitably compressed message to deliver to the people.

So here goes:

We will base our  message on matters currently making the headlines – no shortage of material.

Holdenforth on democracy

“Democracy is that system of government under which a great free people having 37 million people   …. to choose from pick out a Coolidge to be head of state. It is as if a hungry man set before a banquet prepared by master cooks … should turn his back upon the feast and stay his stomach by catching and eating flies.”
HL Mencken, Notes on The Human Species

Almost a hundred years ago the noted acerbic American critic was less than enthusiastic about the ability of the American voters to select the best leaders.

A later noted economist, JK Galbraith, was equally dismissive of President Coolidge, a man with “a mind of singular aridity.”

What does Holdenforth think of the calibre of the current and immediate past presidents of the USA?

Is the metaphor used by Mencken to describe Coolidge equally applicable to Messrs Biden and Trump.?

In a word – yes.

We would be more relaxed were we living in tranquil times – but that is not the case. The global conflict that is summed up by the catch phrase THE WEST v Putin would be disturbing enough if both sides of the conflict were sane and capable of rational thought resulting in rational action.

Sadly, the present war mentality that is gathering momentum – the better dead than red attitude – leaves little scope for hope of a better more peaceful world.

The pity of the present confrontation is that the approach of those twin pillars of western democracy -Trump and Biden – is giving democracy a bad name.

Palace matters

“By one of those graceful and emollient acts for which the governing class in justly famed, Mr Chamberlain was slipped inconspicuously from the political scene and Mr Churchill was unanimously elected leader of the Tory Party.”
Aneurin Bevan, October, 1940

Holdenforth sees a parallel here – the public might note the way in which Princess Diana has been air brushed out and Camilla has been quietly edged up the cast of the monarchical soap opera – with the aid of a very effective palace PR machine.

Will this belated promotion of Camilla be approved by the public or possibly – by some – seen as a nail in the coffin of the monarchy?

Holdenforth is firmly in the latter camp.

Holdenforth on the CBI

“Existential threat to CBI”Headline above the Alex Brummer column, Daily Mail, April 6

“As a result of allegations of sexual harassment of a dozen women, including an alleged female rape at a boat party – ( the CBI) is in disarray …. The  CBI could be facing an existential crisis”
Extract from the same column  by Alex Brummer, the highly respected city editor of the
Daily Mail

Holdenforth understands – from Press and Broadcasting media sources plus a variety of social media sources – that a culture of unseemly behaviour  become widespread within the Confederation of British Industry, the management equivalent of the Trades Union Congress.

One predictable consequence of the story has been the speed with which former friends of the CBI have moved to distance themselves from behaviour which has been allegedly disreputable and which might still result in criminal charges.

Struggling CBI axes chief amid harassment probe.”
Headline –
Daily Mail, April 12 

“The CBI said its director-general Tony Danker had been dismissed with immediate effect following an independent probe into claims made against him earlier …”
Extract from report below the above headline.

Holdenforth fully supports firm action to criminalise conduct such as that which was the subject of the complaints made against Mr Danker.

However, we are uneasy that the centuries old presumption of innocence until guilt has been proved in a court of law appears to have sidelined.

Holdenforth  on the widespread discontent within the public sector about the pay and conditions currently on offer.

Our stance here is as follows:

The figures quoted by the various trade union leaders are broadly accurate – living standards have fallen significantly across the public sector.

The various difficulties have been exacerbated by the abysmal calibre of the senior managers across the sector. This group have spotted the easy pickings to be collected for themselves in the lush pastures of the public sector.

They have specialised in enriching themselves whilst failing to carry out the most basic duties that comprise the demands of the job.

Holdenforth suggests that a close look at the performance in the following sectors would support our contention:

  • NHS managers
  • Vice Chancellors in our Universities
  • Water sector managers  — this group is far too busy lining its pockets to take time out to improve water quality.
  • Rail Sector managers

Are Doctors overworked?

Holdenforth finds it difficult to reconcile the reluctance of the medical profession to engage in the work for which their training has prepared them with the assertions of their TU leaders that they are under incredible pressure and that they work really really hard.

Do they really, really work really, really hard?

One feature of the workload of our doctors is the really, really ongoing difficulty in communicating with the profession.

As a creaking octogenarian caring for another creaking octogenarian – I have some experience in this area.

 The trans issue

We have said it before and we say it again now.

Our experience in this area is close to zero but many years when we were in what passed as our prime, we were advised that:

“If my aunt had bollocks, she would be my uncle but she doesn’t and she isn’t.”

We will quickly move on before we get bogged down.

The disunited kingdom

As I write discussions are underway in Ireland between the various relevant parties and with the looming presence of President Biden in the wings.

All good stuff.

Just one aspect of the present difficulties worries Holdenforth.

Prior to the emergence of Brexit as a major issue towards the end of the Cameron era – two  very separate agreements were in existence:

  • The Good Friday Agreement.
  • The UK membership of the EU.

Two UK politicians bear by far the greatest responsibility for the chaos that followed the decision of the UK electorate to opt for Brexit, namely Messrs Farage and Johnson.

It is worth pointing out that these two leaders chose to ignore the consequences of ignoring the Good Friday Agreement and the linked consequences of Brexit.

Holdenforth notes that both Farage and Johnson understandably maintain discrete low profiles on these sensitive actions.

Next steps

We had intended to outline our position on a few other currently controversial  matters but – to quote interviewers on the BBC Radio 4 Today programme – that’s all we have time for.

Watch this space in future blogs for where we stand on:

  • Bankers
  • Wokers
  • THE WEST V Putin
  • The Charity sector
  • Illegal immigrants

To name but a few.

Enough to keep me busy until I get a call from The Grim Reaper.

Holdenforth manifesto following the Westminster Regime change

Recently the UK public has been a close if apathetic observer of the Tory party version of regime change, masquerading as democracy at its best. Holdenforth outlined our thoughts on this farce in a previous blog and we have nothing to add to what we said then. We still believe that this unedifying spectacle has provided a suitable overture to the tragi-comedy that is now unfolding under the shaky grip of our new Prime Minister.

In that same blog we listed the formidable problems that awaited Ms Truss in her new role.

 We said that these problems included:

  • The challenge of climate change, especially the challenge of exactly how to assuage the understandable fears of the poor as they face the problem of how to keep warm in the coming winter, and;
  • The threats posed by a pugnacious Mr. Putin, a decrepit Mr. Biden,  ex-President  Trump avid for vengeance, an impatient President Xi Jinping  anxious to take Formosa back into its historical home, many if not most senior politicians in the EU, a small but raucous band of voters who feel that they have been short changed by nature and bigots in  the allocation of sexual inclinations, the reluctance of would be immigrants to submit to assessment of their status in Rwanda, a queue of hostile trade unions eager to impose their undoubted power on the public.

And so on and so on – a formidable catalogue of problems all bawling to be the top priority of Prime Minister Truss.

Holdenforth has to confess that we had not anticipated having to add another regime change – that from Elizabeth Two to Charles Three –  to an already complicated scenario.

However – like our newly promoted king we can only do our best – and we will do just that. 

Our new PM has outlined to the public her policies for dealing with the  problems listed above. Thus far her responses have been an adroit mixture of clear policy positions on some issues, vague slogans on others and simply ignoring the remainder.

Doubtless some commentators will press her to fill in the gaps, including Holdenforth.

Holdenforth doubts if Liz Truss devoted the whole of the protracted period of mourning to activities associated with the changes triggered by the Royal regime change. We suspect  that she used this phase to put some flesh on the bones of her slogans and of the policy lacunae in other areas.

Holdenforth readers will want to know where Holdenforth stands – not just on the formidable catalogue of problems in the LT in tray – but also on the equally formidable catalogue of problems that either escaped her attention or that she thought too trivial to mention.

As for the changes at the top of the monarchical tree we will allow the transition from Prince Charles to King Charles to take effect whilst we ponder the significance of the change.

 A minor but illuminating digression —  a word on the fatuous attempt by BOJO to distort history in his final address to the sceptical UK public

His aim was to spell out the main achievements of his brief premiership.

Brexit. He got Brexit done. Well, yes, indeed he did. Holdenforth has devoted a great deal of blog space in the past 5 years to exposing the fraudulence of his claims about the many benefits of leaving the EU. We remain Remainers.

The vaccine. A successful programme of vaccine development and – as important – of ensuring that the vaccine was widely deployed. We will give him a tick on this one.

Support for Ukraine in general and for Mr Zelensky in particular. This support, raucously publicised, was confined to the supply of military equipment. Holdenforth has argued that the close friendship that developed between Zelensky and Johnson was one between two undoubted masters in the art of specious public relations. Holdenforth also notes that the Zelensky view of the reliability and integrity of his blond chum was not shared by those who knew BOJO  best – his political colleagues in Parliament – hence the issuing of the black spot, the walking of the plank and the Westminster version of regime change.

Zero emissions. BOJO was a little confused on this key policy issue. Holdenforth has argued that the main point at issue here is how exactly the UK can manage to move to a zero emissions outcome whilst ensuring that the public does not freeze to death whilst making the transfer. This has become THE number one issue as the public – especially the old timers – worry about their ability to fund the purchase of the required supply of kilowatt hours and therms in the coming possibly chilly months.

 Holdenforth’s take on the problems awaiting Ms Truss.

 Firstly, the aforementioned challenge of climate change, and of exactly how to assuage the understandable fears of the poor as they face the problem of how to keep warm in the coming winter.

We understand that Ms Truss has specified what is to be done to protect the public but not everyone is happy about the support being in the form of a long-term loan.

Not a problem for we of the octogenarian persuasion but some of the younger set are not best pleased.

The Opposition Labour party has proposed a substantial windfall tax on energy suppliers currently in receipt of huge and fortuitous profits.

Well done Sir Keir  for your fair and sound suggestion.

The threats posed by a pugnacious Mr. Putin

We have set out our stance on this one at length in previous blogs. We beg the key players – Putin and Biden – to seek jaw jaw and not war war, and to put Churchill’s slogan into a search for an immediate  negotiated formal settlement. 

Two additional points here:

  • Gorbachev?  A naive simpleton and good, trusting, well-meaning man who was taken for a ride by cynical American politicians such as James Baker.  Gorbachev should have insisted on having informal American promises never to extend NATO eastwards enshrined in an absolute inalienable international treaty. His failure to do so has been a major factor in the subsequent invasion of the Ukraine by Russia.
  • Current state of play – Russia on the back foot – Ukraine on the front foot – Ukraine soldiers doing the fighting using state of the art of weapons supplied by THE WEST.

The threat posed by ex-President  Trump avid to wreak vengeance on his successor following recent FBI activities.

We at Holdenforth have to confess ourselves baffled by this disturbing war of words between the current and previous holder of the most powerful position in the world.

By an impatient President Xi Jinping of China  anxious to take Taiwan aka Formosa back into its historical home

Holdenforth can see some merit in the position adopted by China and our view is influenced more by geography than by ideology.

We also noted that some 200 years ago US President Monroe asserted that the USA would oppose any attempt by Europe to seek to interfere in American affairs and that the USA would avoid getting entangled in non-American issues.

Holdenforth noted with some dismay the less than helpful recent bellicose jaunt by Nancy Pelosi into this tense area.

Are the US Democrats seeking to demonstrate that they can be as bellicose as the US Republicans?

The threat posed by the perceived hostility towards the UK by many if not most senior politicians in the EU following Brexit

Holdenforth fully understands this hostility. We have argued at inordinate length in previous blogs that the UK Brexiteers have behaved disgracefully and that were we in the shoes of the EU top brass – we would adopt the same hostile approach on just about all issues.

The threat posed by a small but raucous band of voters who feel that they have been short changed by nature and bigots in  the allocation of sexual inclinations.

Holdenforth will pass on this delicate issue. As octogenarians we have been given to understand that the arrangements of yesteryear have become rather more diverse.

In our youth we were told that “ if my aunt had balls, she would be my uncle but she doesn’t and she isn’t.”

Holdenforth will move on hastily.

The threat posed by the reluctance of would-be immigrants to submit to assessment of their status in Rwanda.

Holdenforth notes that Priti Patel was adept at slogans, but less than effective in implementing these slogans.

Liz Truss was understandably evasive on this contentious issue -and Holdenforth will be similarly discreet

But – we note that UK continues to be the destination of choice for many asylum seekers.

And – more in sorrow than in anger – we noted that the Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn put forward an absurd solution to stem the flow of illegal immigrants – bus them immediately to areas that welcome them in theory but are not too keen on them being sent to where they live.

Not one of your more plausible ideas, Mr Littlejohn.

The threat posed by the queue of hostile trade unions eager to impose their undoubted power on the public

Holdenforth can understand the wish of those workers in the public sector to seek to minimise the decline in their living standards.

Their readiness to compromise will not have been helped by the decision by HMG to remove caps on the bonus payments beloved by the banking fraternity but not by the wider public.

WE also repeat our plea to Sir Kier Starmer to adopt the policies suggested by the Roy Jenkins

The gist of these policies:

  • Return the utilities to the public sector
  • Allow market forces to prevail where there is genuine competition.

Holdenforth on the serious problems NOT listed by Liz Truss

At this stage Holdenforth will restrict itself to one line statements of the issues in this category.

In our next blog we will  expand on these issues and, as is our wont, cautiously and diffidently suggest solutions.

These issues are as follows:

  • The continuing decline in the performance of the NHS
  • The failure of HMG to act against those guilty of the persecution of wholly innocent post office managers

Together with the threat posed by:

  • The woke sector – those who seek to rewrite history  
  • The readiness of single-issue zealots to impose their policies
  • The  ever-growing size of the gambling sector
  • Those seeking to prey on the vulnerable and the aged

 No shortage of candidates for scrutiny here.

 A word about King Charles III

Holdenforth hopes for the best but fears the worst with the promotion of the Prince of Wales to King Charles III 

Obviously Charles will not be able to emulate his predecessor in terms of years on the throne but we have reservations about his abilities – more on this in a later blog.

For now we hope that his performance will not trigger the arrival on the scene of a latter day Cromwell anxious to curb the ambitions and clip the wings of the new monarch.

And Finally 

We opened this blog by saying it would serve as our manifesto.

We hope that the policies outlined will secure your support but we fear that Holdenforth  will have departed the scene before sanity will prevail.

For a change we will conclude on an optimistic note.

 “Till the war drum throbbed no longer and the battle flags were furled
In the parliament of man, the Federation of the world.
There the common sense of most shall hold a fretful realm in awe,
And the kindly earth shall slumber, lapt in universal law.”
Tennyson,
Locksley Hall